Saturday, October 6, 2007

Sam Has Mastered the Art of Divide and Conquer

Sam's bizarre little punishments continue. Today Alex had the audacity to tell Sam he couldn't paint. He then followed up by taking away Sam's paintbrush.

How. Dare. He?

Sam responded by giving him a ticket:


See how he crossed Alex out, all mafia style? And do you see the glee on Alex's face as he cruelly brandishes the paintbrush he so callously took from Sam, The Ar-teest? Even in the face of the just-started masterpiece there on the table behind him?

This, on the other hand, is what he thinks about me:


I think maybe I should submit this lovely drawing to The League of Maternal Justice because, although there are many boobs there, I'm willling to bet not many of them are perfectly heart-shaped like mine.

7 comments:

  1. I am laughing so hard right now, I'm practically crying. Wow!! Those tickets would be so much fun to scrapbook!

    ~C

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  2. ROFLMAO! These are priceless!!

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  3. Oooh I want heart shaped breasts too!!! Can I have a ticket!

    I can just imagine him there writing out his ticket all authoritative with the scowl of righteousness on his face.

    Absolutely adorable.

    But not when he is 16! Lets hope he grows out of it by then....

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  4. "Scowl of righteousness." Oh my God, it's as if you were there.

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  5. Best boobs in boobdom. But why the ticket for them?

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  6. very funny. the artistic rendering captures so much. And yes, I think the league of maternal justice would be impressed -- you may need some superhero-like name to capture the whole heart-shaped breast phenom.

    I do enjoy your blog.

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  7. Those heart shaped boobs are awesome! LOL Heck, if mine looked even half that good, I'd be happy! :)

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