If you’re standing next to a lady who really likes panda bears and tells you about a place in China where you can hug one, don’t let your husband respond with, “They probably have worms.”
Elephants have GIANT p*nises. (I don’t want the people who Google “elephant p*nis” to find my blog and look at pictures of my children, thank you very much.) And when they’re done with them, they curl ‘em in and tuck ‘em back up.
Armadillos run like beetles.
Shrews run really fast and are hard to capture on film. But they’re cool-looking. Though they seem kind of evil.
Even if you think the prairie dog is a diorama, it’s probably not. Chances are he’s actually alive.
Lion butts are less fun than lion faces.
There are many portable junk food items that are easy to pack for lunch. (Do you see the grease?)
Crocodiles are badass.
Waterfalls are fascinating.
Two Jacks are cuter than one.