Can I tell you how many times I've almost burned the house down? I actually do cook and cook well and I have left stuff in the oven, on the stove or yes, in the broiler too long. Ugh. I feel for you.
Um. They were pork chops of some sort. The really sad thing is that they were from Dream Dinners (one of those places where you assemble the food and then cook it at home). So all I had to do was cook them. But I'd lost the cooking instructions, so I had to improvise. And it didn't, ahem, go well.
Our frozen pizza was delicious though. Cooked exactly according to the package directions.
Scary thing is - I could tell they were pork chops!
The smoke alarm never goes off at my house unless it's my birthday. My daughter insists on putting all the candles on my cake and before she lights them - she sends my son to open some doors. Sigh-h-h.
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Can you say, "Oops!"? LOL I hope you oredered take out or went out instead??
That would be the reason why I don't cook anymore. Ah! Who am I kidding? I never did really cook.
~C
**(sorry, I deleted the 1st one because I left out the word "can't" !) **
what IS that? ;) Well you can't organize, clean, AND cook. It's a rule you know.
LOL What was that supposed to be??
*laugh* I'm sorry I know I shouldn't laugh but what a title for a picture like that!
Can I tell you how many times I've almost burned the house down? I actually do cook and cook well and I have left stuff in the oven, on the stove or yes, in the broiler too long. Ugh. I feel for you.
Um. They were pork chops of some sort. The really sad thing is that they were from Dream Dinners (one of those places where you assemble the food and then cook it at home). So all I had to do was cook them. But I'd lost the cooking instructions, so I had to improvise. And it didn't, ahem, go well.
Our frozen pizza was delicious though. Cooked exactly according to the package directions.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm still laughing!
Scary thing is - I could tell they were pork chops!
The smoke alarm never goes off at my house unless it's my birthday. My daughter insists on putting all the candles on my cake and before she lights them - she sends my son to open some doors. Sigh-h-h.
I am cooking a gourmet meal in my head over on my blog.....
I'll marry you. But I get to cook.
Yum.
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