Thursday, June 12, 2008


I don't have to explain what a wedgie is, right?

It is, of course, when your underwear gets crammed (or wedged, as it were) into your ass crack.

I tried to come up with a delicate, flowery way of saying that and was completely at a loss.


Sam and Jack either do not get wedgies, don't care that they get them, or know how to fix the problem themselves.

Quinn, on the other hand...

He gets 'em, you better believe he cares that he gets 'em, and he seems to not have a clue as to how to fix 'em. In fact, a wedgie will send him into paroxysms of panic.

"I have a wedgie! I have a wedgie!" he'll shriek as he spins in circles trying to locate the problem. "I have a wedgie!"

I think it might be wrong for me to think this is as funny as I do. And I'm almost positive it's wrong to laugh at his anguish and then post about it on the internet, but I don't know if I've ever seen anything so hilarious.

Who else wants to join me in my handbasket? Last stop: Hell.


  1. Don't feel bad, I'd laugh too. In fact I'm laughing just by the thought of this. You should give him a wedgie and take a video of it. Ok, so now I'm the one that's horrible for thinking that you should purposely do it. I'm joining you in Hell. At least we'll have fun together!

  2. ahhh one mo thing in common with us. sass gets wedgies ALL THE TIME. She has major fits about them and honestly i don't have time to laugh b/c she goes into such a fit that i get into my stress fit as well. fun stuff.

  3. You're right. It's wrong to blog about it. But I'm SO GLAD you did. Can you see me smiling? Can you hear me laughing? I needed that.

  4. thanks for the laugh (and the company to hell)... :)

  5. I actually did the OL part of LOL on that one.

    I'm still giggling.

    I'm in an awful mood and this is the first thing that's made me smile all afternoon.

  6. Oh you HAVE to laugh at that - even risking eternal damnation! It
    is funny and I'm a huge Quinn fan!! :)

  7. Yes, please. I would like a one way ticket in your handbasket. Laughing all the way to hell with you.

  8. Ha ha ha HA! This made me laugh so hard.

    I guess you're in good company in that handbasket!

  9. Oh, you mean "butt-floss!" LOL! My boys are mostly wedgie-free 'cause they wear boxer briefs. If you get a wedgie wearing those, it's because your brother gave it to you. LOL!
    And if he doesn't know about Captain Underpants, now's the time. ; )

  10. Hilarious! You are so going to hell. Save me a seat.

  11. Hey - I give my kid wedgies just because it's so damn funny. Oh alright, I'm kidding... or am I? hmmmmm

    See you in hell!

  12. *snigger* I would have taken a video...

  13. HA HA HA!

    That's a funny one. The circling is what's getting me. Circling and yelling.

    It's a good thing that they're so amusing at times...

  14. This made me laugh out loud. Thanks!


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