Okay, people. I’m going on vacation to a land with no internet. Otherwise known as Wisconsin.
Now, don’t get any ideas about breaking into my home and stealing my piles of papers and stacks of children’s books because my house sitter is a cop. (For real. How cool is that?)
I just wanted to give you fair warning that at some point in the near future I will be burdening you with extremely long posts about DRIVING to WISCONSIN with THREE KIDS and HOW ALEX AND I ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND and whatnot.
But until then, I offer you these dregs from my “drafts” folder. As well as some memes that I’ve been tagged for, like, months ago and never did. And some posts that I wrote special for you.
This is going to be some good reading, folks.
‘Cause you know if those drafts didn’t make it past my Stimeyland editorial staff when I wrote it, it’s probably really good now. (Didn’t you know that, like fine wine, mediocre writing improves with age?)
I’ll also be going through all my BlogHer business cards when I get back from vacation. I absolutely can’t do it before I leave, because I know I’ll add subscriptions and I’m already overwhelmed by the thought of how many posts will be in my Google Reader when I get home. I may have to do some skimming. So don’t do anything too important while I’m gone!
Cheers, and happy reading!