I’m totally not crazy. No really. No. Hey, stop laughing.
I love Christmas, but I’m not crazy when it comes to Christmas. When I saw that Kelley and Burgh Baby are running a Crazy Christmas feature I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to participate. Because I’m not crazy, y’all.
Shut up already.
My Christmas decor is very tasteful and confined to one room of my house. Which may be a little crazy now that I think about it, but like I said, shut up.
But then I drove by a house down the street from me 800 times last week. If this is your house, know that your home has given me a great deal of pleasure this Christmas season. Because where else are you going to see a lawn with Santa Claus, a nativity scene, and the best part of all: a dolphin in a Santa hat. Who seems to be swimming toward the nativity.
Really. Where do you buy a dolphin in a Santa hat? That doesn’t even make sense. (And again, if you decorate your lawn in this way, know that I’m not talking about you. Haven’t you heard? Stimey’s crazy. She just rambles a lot. Crazy Stimey and her crazy rambles…)
Baby Jesus isn’t at the nativity yet. It’s just Mary and Joseph. (Did I get that right? I’m not good with the Christmas story. I think the three wisemen are Santa and his two smartest elves.)
I’m going to take my own advice and shut up now. Maybe I do have the Christmas Crazy. Just not the good, Santa swam with the dolphins and then they killed him and took his hat kind. Or maybe it’s exactly that kind.
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