Sam: How does the Easter Bunny get eggs?
Me: Hmmmm. That’s a really good question, Sam. Because bunnies don’t lay eggs, huh?
Sam: Uh huh.
Me: Well, maybe a chicken gives him the eggs. [Yeah, I know I was reaching here. Get ready for more.] He brings you stuff in your Easter baskets, right?
Sam: Where does he get that stuff? From a store? [Perhaps Sam was remembering Easter 2007.]
Me: Maybe he borrows that stuff from Santa. [Seriously, Stimey, WHY?]
Sam: But then he’d have to give it back.
Me: Well, maybe Santa gives it to him to give to you.
Sam: Maybe. Or maybe it gets it from a store.
Who else here thinks Sam was trying desperately to help me out?