Friday, April 24, 2009

The More You Know...

Today is an awareness day that is near and dear to my heart. The subject of this awareness intimately affects my family, and one member of it in particular, although we all deal with the consequences.

Yes, dear readers, today is National Hairball Awareness Day.

No, really. It is.

And, yes. I'm aware. Oh, believe me, I'm aware.

I was happily wandering around my house the other day when I stepped in a big old puddle of cat barf. Because I'm really classy and know all about the correct way to use Twitter, I immediately went to my computer and wrote:

And because I have the best friends in the blogosphere, Niksmom came right back at me with the information that Friday—today—is National Hairball Awareness day. When I expressed incredulity, because, c'mon, really? she sent me proof from her local newspaper:

You may celebrate Arbor Day. I say, why be so mundane?

If you follow me on Twitter (and now that you know how scintillating the conversation I take part in there is, why aren't you?), you may have noticed that shortly after my cat barf tweet I told Niksmom that she is the most awesome person in the entire world. You know why? She custom made the ribbon with that awesome graphic of the cat horking up there.

She even researched what colors should be used. According to the article she looked at, purple represents animal abuse. (Although she mentioned to me that she hoped they meant animal abuse prevention.) Orange (my favorite color, incidentally) represents animal protection.

Also, my cat that barfs all the time just had very expensive dental surgery yesterday, so if I'm lucky, I won't just get hairballs today, but bloody hairballs.

And what the hell is it with me, my readers, and weird animal things?


  1. Yes!!! I didn't think you'd do it. Oh, hell, who am I kidding; I've been looking for this post since last night! LMAO!

    Oh, and for the record, *both* my cats spent the entire week, um, "prcticing" for today's festivities. I expect great things later. Yuck.

  2. oops, meant "practicing" though, if you say the other out loud it does sound a bit, never mind.

  3. I sure hope my cat doesn't know about today. But then, maybe that's why he ran out into the garage and hid under the van all morning....

  4. I don't know what to say. Except I'm glad I don't have cats?

  5. How could you write a whole post about you, your readers, and weird animal things without the discussion of the cats' arms?

  6. My cat left me 3 lovely reminders on the carpet downstairs this morning. This post had me in two are too much!

  7. Oh, I've been waiting all week to see what she did! I don't know what it is about Twitter and internet antics, but some of the funniest stuff happens this way. That is absolutely fantastic! Well done, both of you. Oh, and I'm increasingly grateful that I'm allergic to cats...

  8. One more reason why I'm glad I'm allergic to cats and can never own one.

  9. I'm pretty sure it was this very day last year that my cat landed in the emergency vet on a SUNDAY for what turned out to be a $500 hairball. They sent it home with me in a Ziploc.

  10. How could I NOT know about this day?!? HOW???

  11. Hey! Our neighbor cat, who vacations at our house, came over to barf that afternoon. We should have offered champagne,I guess.

  12. Oh, my God!!!!! How awesome is THIS! Hahahahahaha!!!! Also, made more awesome by the fact that my cat does NOT barf! Whee!!!


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