ShallowGal has been looking for advice on Twitter all week long. Like, how do you keep a four-year-old happy in a looooong line that will ultimately result in his being given a flu shot?
And like any normal person, I suggested The Big Lie approach.
(If you’re not familiar with the twitter timeline concept, read the second one first.)
And then, tonight, she needed more help. Seriously. How does the woman get dressed in the morning? She was going to a party and didn’t know what to do about trick or treaters visiting her empty home. Should she put out a bowl of candy, she asked? To which I gave this advice:
Honestly. Why aren’t all of you following me on twitter? I could solve the world’s problems. You hear that @barackobama? (Although I’ll need to hire a copy editor for my tweets first. Jeez.)
So there you have it: “Stimey—the evil, less dead Ann Landers.”