I Got 250 New Mice Yesterday

Oh, yes I did.

I didn't want to freak out the mice by putting all 250 in the cage at the same time, so I started with just one. The mice were understandably concerned about the interloper.

Oh, I can't get anything past you, can I? You're right. They aren't actual mice. They are swag mice. Much as I like my real mice, my new swag mice are almost better.

They certainly don't smell as bad.

Squeee!!!!! Or, should I say, Squeeeak!

When I said that Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah could get you anything in the form of swag, I wasn't kidding.

But these mice aren't just super awesome anatomically correct replicas of mice, oh no.

By "anatomically correct," I mean, "they have feet."

They are also key chains.

And measuring tapes.

And toys for your children.

Oh, yes. You are going to want one of these.