It Might Behoove Us To Banish All Media From Our Home

I was cleaning off my desk tonight and found a napkin on which I’d scrawled something amusing that Jack said a few months ago—it might even have been at Christmas dinner, because I distinctly remember nearly spitting out my Jell-O, and we only eat that twice a year.

Jack, veteran of many a social skills group and therapy session, has evidently been taking friendship advice from the sociopathic zoo animals on The Penguins of Madagascar:

“Skipper says a friend is just an enemy who hasn’t attacked you yet.”

Of course. This is what he remembers.

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