I was cleaning off my desk tonight and found a napkin on which I’d scrawled something amusing that Jack said a few months ago—it might even have been at Christmas dinner, because I distinctly remember nearly spitting out my Jell-O, and we only eat that twice a year.
Jack, veteran of many a social skills group and therapy session, has evidently been taking friendship advice from the sociopathic zoo animals on The Penguins of Madagascar:
“Skipper says a friend is just an enemy who hasn’t attacked you yet.”
Of course. This is what he remembers.