Nothing To See Here

My life is extremely dull these days. Well, not even that it’s dull, but I have this terrible combination of being busy, having ennui, and being mired in writer’s block. Also, no one in my family has done anything funny for, like, a week. Jerks.

All this leaves me with nothing to write about, no time to do it, and a complete lack of motivation. Yay, me!

Really, the best I could come up with is the following:

You know how some people see the Virgin Mary in their toast?

Alex found a bunny in his pudding cup lid.

Please don’t bother to comment on this post. If you do, frankly, I’ll be embarrassed for both of us.