My life is extremely dull these days. Well, not even that it’s dull, but I have this terrible combination of being busy, having ennui, and being mired in writer’s block. Also, no one in my family has done anything funny for, like, a week. Jerks.
All this leaves me with nothing to write about, no time to do it, and a complete lack of motivation. Yay, me!
Really, the best I could come up with is the following:
You know how some people see the Virgin Mary in their toast?
Please don’t bother to comment on this post. If you do, frankly, I’ll be embarrassed for both of us.