Has Anyone Seen My…Anything?

I miss you all. I haven’t been writing here enough and I want to change that. So help me God, I don’t care if I have to keep my kids home from school and take them to afternoon tea at a fine china shop for blog fodder…I shall return.

That said, this is an unfortunate time for me to be all up in my blogging mojo because holy hell, people, you should see my HOUSE. We’re doing some flooring stuff (you’ll hear ALL ABOUT IT next week) and therefore all of our rooms are either completely bare or completely full of furniture and crap from other rooms. I was going to take a photo with my computer to show you how bad it is here, but I couldn’t find a place to turn my monitor that didn’t embarrass me.

Don’t worry though, photos are forthcoming once I find my camera cord for uploading purposes.

Anyway, the reason I am at a blogging loss this particular week is because I started moving all of my belongings around last Wednesday and it is hard for me to write if I am not on my special laptop in my chair at my desk.

I can’t sit on the couch with my laptop. I can’t sit on a chair at the family desktop computer. I have to sit in MY chair at MY desk with MY laptop.

After more than a week of not blogging, though, I reached my limit. It shows how much I love you that I am typing this from a (not MY) chair in the (not MY regular room) kitchen area on the (not MY) family computer.

Okay, fine. I’ll show you.

And this is the CLEAN AND ORGANIZED room.

There is half of a desk just to my left, next to the back of a shelf and piles of stuff from closets, as well as one concerned as fuck dog. (Dog not pictured.) I think I have to get my declutter back on.

Crap. I think I just heard the pizza guy and it is going to take me an hour and a half to get to the door. Dammit. Welcome to my world, pizza man. (<—18 people are going to get that joke. You are probably not one of them. Sorry.) Okay. I’m back. Now I’m going to go fight for space on the couch, where my kids are huddled together watching a TV show on a laptop and eating pizza. To end on a positive note, I can totally win that fight for space. Dudes, I had to come back to tell you that the phone just rang and I was completely unable to locate it. I am sad. Also, my kids won the battle for couch cushions.

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