In the field of outrageous claims by small people, the other day when I was driving Jack to school, he stated with total conviction, “I invented autism.”
So there you have it.
Feel free to send all your complaints and kudos to him.
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In the field of outrageously poor parenting by yours truly, please head over to White Knuckle Parenting today, where I wrote about My Worst Parenting Choice Ever. Seriously. It’s a good one. Zombies may or may not be involved.