I’m trying to ease into the whole thing because I fear attention and I worry that people will notice my attempt to gussy up and have things to say about it. It didn’t help much that I walked out of the bathroom today and Sam took one look at my face and FREAKED OUT.
“You look like an entirely different person!” he yelled. Then he called Jack and Quinn to come look. “Jack! Quinn! Come here! Mom looks totally different!”
He wasn’t helping.
Jack and Quinn came into the room. Jack looked with interest at my face, but Quinn? Well, Quinn started to scream.
“You look like a zombie! Take it off! Take it off!” he shrieked.
At least I know that any subsequent reactions couldn’t possibly go worse than this one.