Some of you might remember my friend Heather. She’s the one who introduced me to Disney World a little more than a year ago. She is also the person who did this to Algernon:
Keeping this in mind, it shouldn’t surprise you to see that she brought home presents for my gerbils after her most recent trip to the happiest place on earth.
Are you ready?
Shit, you’re not ready. You THINK you’re ready, but you’re not ready.
Okay, here you go—Mouse wearing his present.
You weren’t ready, were you? God, I love my friends.