Co-sleeping

What is it like to have one of your offspring climb into bed with you in the middle of the night? Well, if they are anything like my children, they will squirm around until (a) they find a comfortable spot, (b) they are sound asleep, and (c) you are wide damn awake. Usually their comfortable spot means that they are perpendicular to you and have a foot in your face.

Now that I think about it, it is EXACTLY LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THAT POOR FATHER GERBIL IN THIS PHOTO BELOW.

That is Mouse on the right, with son King all over his face. If you look carefully, you can see other son Creeper between them. This is EXACTLY what it is like to sleep with Jack and Quinn.

I’ve finally found some real, solid common ground with the gerbils. Yay, us.

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