We? Who is this “we” you speak of, you ask?
You have NO idea how many selfies I had to take to find one in which I did not look entirely insane. Mayhap, considering the next part of this post, that was a wasted effort.
Joining me this year will be registered* conference attendee and Stimeyland mascot, Algernon:
We look forward to seeing you.
If you are also attending, for the love of God, please let me know. I like friends.
Also, if you are going and you see me there and I look really busy doing something on my phone, please come up and say hi because I promise you in advance that I am just futzing around pretending to be busy. I NEVER do anything important on my phone.
Algernon is kind of an asshole though, so only approach him if he makes eye contact with you first.
I can’t wait to see those of you who are going! Also, Jordan of Wonderwheel fame and I are having brunch on Sunday. Let me know if you want to join us.
Now I’m off to find business cards. I’m certain they’re here somewhere. I just know that Algernon is behind their disappearance somehow. That mouse is always up to no good.
* not really