I’m pretty sure I’m just about the best runner in the world.
Do you want to be the best runner in the world too? Well, I am here to help.
Step 1: Run
Step 2: Run along an extremely busy road.
Step 3: Don’t notice the tripping hazard in front of you.
Step five: Regardless of how badly you may or may not be hurt, jump up as if nothing at all happened.
Step six: Recommence running, while mentally assessing injuries.
Step seven: Strategically plaster on a self-deprecating grin while shaking your head in amusement at yourself until all the cars that saw you fall drive away.
Step eight: Run the rest of the way home before you inspect your bloody knees and scraped up palms.
Aaaaaand done! Congratulations! You are also the best runner in the world!