Hungry Cats

Lest you ever look at sweet little Quinn with his flowing golden hair and blue eyes and delicate limbs and question if he is my child…wonder no more.

He wrote the following story for school, which, let’s be honest here, I could have written just for this blog. Evidently, the story is supposed to be “realistic fiction,” so you can either ignore the fact that the cats talk or, as Quinn explained to me, understand that when they are talking to each other, what we hear are meows and mews.

Quinn’s story is reproduced here not just with his permission but with his unadulterated glee. Quinn’s illustrations appear before the text (in quotation marks) that goes with them.

Paper on which is written "Hungry Cats by Quinn" Underneath is a drawing of three cats standing to the left of two food bowls and a tank with three gerbils inside.Colorful drawing of a neighborhood.“The story is about 3 cats trying to get to 3 gerbils. The gerbils are: gerbil #1, gerbil #2, and gerbil #3. The cats are Oreo, Ruby, and Starfire. Oreo and the others want cat food—gerbils if possible.”

[Editor’s note: I would like to point out two things: 1) Even though the gerbils do actually have names, I guess Quinn made the choice to genericize them to make their imminent doom more palatable. 2) Quinn seems to be a fan of the Oxford comma. More proof that he is my kid.]

Drawing of three cats. The middle one (Oreo) has a thought bubble above her head in which is a drawing of a chainsaw and a drawing of the gerbil tank.“Oreo said, ‘If we want the gerbils, we need a chainsaw.’ ‘Let’s just have cat food,’ Ruby said. ‘Let’s worry about the gerbils later.’ ‘Okay,’ said Starfire.”

[Editor’s note: Anyone else worried about Quinn’s path STRAIGHT TO CHAINSAW?!]

Drawing of Starfire next to the gerbil tank. Above her head is a thought bubble that features a drawing of Oreo holding a chainsaw in her mouth. Dude, I KNOW this doesn't make sense. I am sorry. The drawings are pretty out there.“After Oreo and the others woke up, they went to the gerbil cage. Oreo said, ‘Let’s get the chainsaw.’ Ruby said, ‘Yeah, not gonna work.'”

[Editor’s note: Not gonna work for so many reasons including the fact that in that picture, Oreo seems to be holding the chainsaw in her mouth, but let’s hang in there and see where he goes with this.]

Drawing of Oreo standing. Starfire is on her back in front of Oreo with all four legs straight up in the air.“Starfire said, ‘Guys, I have a…whoa!’ Then Oreo says, ‘Let’s save it.’ Meanwhile Starfire was grumbling on the floor because she got pushed by Oreo. Ruby said, ‘That was weird.'”

[Editor’s note: BUT WHAT DID STARFIRE HAVE?????!!!!!]

Drawing of all three cats. Starfire has a thought bubble in which is a drawing of Oreo rushing at the gerbil tank.“‘The idea…’ said Starfire, ‘is Oreo rams the cage with full power.’ Ruby said, ‘It’s night. The prey is awake.’ Ruby was right.”

[Editor’s note: Ahhhh…Starfire had an IDEA.]

A two-panel drawing this time. The first panel shows Oreo rushing the gerbil tank. The second  shows her with a line coming out of her mouth. Quinn has written (and adorably misspelled) the words "gerbile tail" with an arrow pointing to the dangling line.“Oreo then smashed and completely destroyed the cage. And soon they were munching and crushing on meat. Gerbil meat. Then they went to bed.”

[Editor’s note: I think we have the answer to the question, “Which pets does Quinn like better, the cats or the gerbils?” Also, I think I might go reinforce those gerbil tanks.]

The End.


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14 thoughts on “Hungry Cats

  1. I thought Starfire had gas – you know, for the chainsaw …

    My Mom’s three cats love tasting my three guinea pigs. The hunter has even proved he can fit his mouth around one of them. I don’t think we have a chainsaw – thank whomever – but I’m going to ask tomorrow. You know, just in case they can read …

    • I sometimes pet sit guinea pigs, but I haven’t done so since I’ve had these kittens. I’m curious to see how it will go. I’ll let you know if they too can fit their mouths around them.

  2. Awesome, Quinn! I always wonder what cats are saying to each other, now I know. I thought it was neat that you coloured in the whole page too.

  3. Sooo, Quinn left out the last page, where Oreo wakes up and it was all a dream. Right?!?
    Also, based on story line, Oreo is impulsive, Starfire is smart, and Ruby is sensible.
    Kudos on the Oxford comma. I’m not sure whether it’s required, so I use it inconsistently.

  4. Actually, I DO use the Oxford comma.
    It is “a, b, and c”; not “a, b and c”.
    Because “a, b and c” makes it look like b and c are grouped in some way.
    Correct? :)

    • I believe that the purpose of commas is to improve clarity, something the Oxford comma does very well for many reasons, including the one you mention.

  5. LOL! Well at least nobody can say he doesn’t have a vivid imagination! This kind of reminds me of the time when, in first grade, my brother’s class had to write a non-fiction story of something that had happened to him. My brother wrote about being a soldier in the war and having his leg blown off. His teacher called him up and told him it was an interesting story, and he was very brave to have fought in the war, but if his leg got blown off, how come he was standing on two legs right now? My brother told her, “I have a fake leg.” And she very kindly pretended to believe him!

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