Monday, November 17, 2014

Who Thought Trees Were Such a Good Idea Anyway?

Team Stimey spent a chunk of the weekend raking leaves. And by "Team Stimey," I mean Alex, Sam, and I. The other two showed themselves to be far too unmotivated to participate so they escaped this particular fate.

My family operates on a "prove yourself to be incompetent and you no longer have to do the chore" system. It is inefficient.

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Team Stimey: Leaf Raking Edition

You may notice that Sam's jazz band hat is also a leaf raking hat.

I bring up the leaf raking for a couple of reasons. First of all, there were some fun things that happened during said leaf raking and I thought I would share them with you. Also, we won our street's leaf raking and I wanted to brag about it.

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Our neighbors didn’t know that they were involved in a Leaf Off, but we did and that is what matters.

I don't know why we moved into a house with so many stupid trees in the yard, but we did, and now we are paying the price. So. Many. Leaves.

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DROP YOUR STUPID LEAVES ALREADY, TREE!

I'm looking forward to all of the tracking in of leaves once that tree up there finally drops its leaves right next to our back door in, you know, December. Or January. ENOUGH ALREADY, TREE. WHY ARE YOU HOLDING ON SO HARD?

I tried to avoid leaf raking and hang inside with Quinn and Jack, but Alex used his patented mix of guilt, exasperation, and annoyance to get me outside with a rake in my hands. He then spent a lot of time telling me about how his way to rake and transport leaves was correct and mine was not and, "Let's just do it right the first time and then we don't have to re-rake up all the leaves." It was très annoying—especially when he was right.

On the plus side, I got to see this awesome visitor to our yard:

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I watched one of our cats see this guy the last time he was in our yard. Her little cat eyeballs almost popped out of her head.

I also got to do things like distract Sam and generally be a nuisance while Alex steadfastly did things.

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At least he could take comfort in the knowledge that he was doing it right.

At some point—because Alex had to be somewhere, not because we ran out of leaves, we'll never run out of leaves—we made a decision to be done.

Then I shoved Alex in the pile of leaves.

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It was HILARIOUS.

Then Sam and Alex got this...look in their eyes and I started running and screaming because I know it is funny to throw people into a pile of leaves, but it is NOT funny to be thrown in a pile of leaves because DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SPIDERS ARE PROBABLY IN THERE?! so I tried to sprint through the garage door into the house, but they caught me and they didn't listen when I told them, "No. Really. I'm serious about this. I don't want to be thrown into the pile of leaves. I really, really don't," but this came out sounding more like a high-pitched screech that turned out to be surprisingly ineffectual.

And then they threw me in a pile of leaves.

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I’m pretty sure the spiders laid their eggs in my hair.

Now we're looking into a tree slaughter, under the assumption that if we cut down all of our trees, we won't have to rake any leaves next year.*

* Kidding. But wouldn't that have its charms?

17 comments:

  1. But your leaves are so crunchy and awesome! What's not to love? (She says, safely ensconced thousands of miles away and not in any danger of being asked to rake any or get thrown into the spider lair)

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  2. Say no to disability discrimination! (previously Anon)November 17, 2014 at 8:49 PM

    I love autumn its my favourite time of the year. (Don't tell Santa or the shopping centres who madly want my cash!)

    Sam, the hat looks great!

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  3. They ARE crunchy and awesome. Right up until you're buried in them.

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  4. I can see the charm of autumn. Although I hate the cold so I'm more of a spring girl.

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  5. Looks like fun but you'd never find a family in Australia jumping into a pile of leaves.... Spider eggs are the least of our worried.

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  6. I'm really afraid to ask what's in there.

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  7. Say no to disability discrimination! (previously Anon)November 18, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    Drop bears :P

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  8. There is so much to like about this post.
    You're lucky to have so many trees in your yard! You definitely have some oaks and tulip poplars.
    While I don't advertise this, I like raking leaves. Up to a point.
    That buck ran through your yard while you were out there? That's very bold!
    Was he pursuing another deer, just to be social or whatever? It IS November.
    I'm also surprised you didn't photoshop a red nose on the photo. That would have been funny.
    In other news, I've gained another twenty pounds in the past couple of months. Getting a bit concerned. Sorry.

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  9. PS: Someone I know only online, which would be pretty much anyone these days, said it's preferable to mulch leaves. Here is an article they cited. http://msue.anr.msu.edu/news/its_not_too_late_to_mulch_fallen_leaves_into_lawns

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  10. I hold a contest every year for the first Christmas/Holiday card received. Friends & family only. They don't know they are playing. The winner gets the most coveted Center Position on the Holiday Card Holder Thingy. It's an honor right up there with Nobels & Pulitzers.

    Congratulations on winning the 2014 Leaf Off. Team Stimey Rocks!

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  11. No, not spiders. Slugs. Nasty slimey slugs. Ugh. No leaf piles for me! Great pics! :)

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  12. U should argue that it would be more efficient to let those who know how to rake best to do it by themselves

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  13. I saw another blogger, a father whose son was diagnosed with autism as a toddler. He says autistic people rock in an old blog post of his and gives reasons why "people on the autism spectrum rock".

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  14. I just posted. Btw, I started a new series in my blog today.

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  15. You know, the real problem isn't spiders. It's slugs.

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