Thursday, May 5, 2016

Oreo's Demands

I am endlessly entertained by my children, so when Quinn directed me to check the mailbox before we walked to the school bus stop earlier this week, I was delighted to find a letter.

A demand letter.

A demand letter from Oreo.

This is Oreo:

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How did I know it was from Oreo?

Well, it had her photograph on it and it was FULL of telltale LOL cat misspellings.

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If you don’t live with Quinn, you might not know that “Quan da swan” refers to Quinn.

She did try to throw me off by pretending to be a cow that makes milk and chews cud. Really, though, she mostly just makes easy mazes.

There were two papers inside. The first established the origin of the letter.

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And the thing got here without even a stamp.

The second paper finally got to the point and outlined Oreo's demands.

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How could I refuse?

Quinn tells me to expect ransom notes from the other cats soon. I wonder what it is like to be kidnapped by a cat. I bet it is delightful.

5 comments:

  1. OMG I love you guys.

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  2. Barbara SigelbaumMay 5, 2016 at 1:08 PM

    Your son is delightful. Can't wait to read his books, some day!

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  3. Cats write very polite ransom letters.

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