I am endlessly entertained by my children, so when Quinn directed me to check the mailbox before we walked to the school bus stop earlier this week, I was delighted to find a letter.
A demand letter.
A demand letter from Oreo.
This is Oreo:
How did I know it was from Oreo?
Well, it had her photograph on it and it was FULL of telltale LOL cat misspellings.
She did try to throw me off by pretending to be a cow that makes milk and chews cud. Really, though, she mostly just makes easy mazes.
There were two papers inside. The first established the origin of the letter.
The second paper finally got to the point and outlined Oreo’s demands.
Quinn tells me to expect ransom notes from the other cats soon. I wonder what it is like to be kidnapped by a cat. I bet it is delightful.