Friday, July 14, 2017

John, Grover, and a Tangerine

On days when I work and my kids are home, I give them a schedule with little assignments. Mainstays of the assignments are a daily sports and art task. I'm here to tell you about today's art, but I feel like I should also
mentionbrag that today was a free choice sports day and they chose, "clean the TV room and office" as their sports activity.

My kids totally won today.

(Alex was home for part of the day, so he might have encouraged that particular endeavor, but still.)

Okay. For art today, on my way out the door, I scribbled "draw a president" on their schedule because I was (a) out of ideas, and (b) I was curious what such an open-ended assignment would lead to.

I'm not going to show you the one obscene Trump picture that one of my kids drew—suffice it to say that it featured an orange toupee on a part of the anatomy that doesn't normally sport toupees. I laughed hard.

That aside, here are my kids' president drawings in descending order of the artist's age:

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By Katie

Katie was all, "Do you see the curls on his wig?" and I told her I did and asked why she chose John Adams and she said it was because he was the only president she could think of with the curls. Then I noted that he looks very sad and she said that it's because he was a crappy president. I think she's been listening to too much Hamilton.

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By Jack

Me = blown away. I had no idea that Grover Cleveland was crawling around in Jack's brain. I asked him why he chose Cleveland and he said, "Because he was the 22nd and 24th president," as if that answered all of my questions. (It did not.)

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By Quinn

That is a tangerine with an orange toupee. Three guesses which president he chose. Although we watched The Lego Movie later today and he expressed regret that he hadn't drawn President Business, and I mentally expressed regret that the country didn't vote for President Business, Kraggle and all.

My kids. They're hilarious. Their brains are these wonderful little mazes of creativity. I highly recommend assigning your kids weird art projects. You never know what they're going to come up with.

6 comments:

  1. I'm sorry you didn't post the toupee picture you mentioned. However, I guess you made the correct decision. And - I love every one of them.

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  2. These are fantastic. I'm a history nerd, and I can appreciate Jack's fascination. 22nd and then 24th Pres. Whaaa?? Guess we've always had our political oddities here in the US. The orange. I LOVE it. And at least Katie didn't write the open letter to John Adams. ;)

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  3. I love the idea of giving assignments and then getting to look forward to coming home and seeing the results!

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  4. All the drawings are charming. Jack has serious art talent. Great drawing.

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  5. Oh man, I should start doing with for my youngest. I'm sure he could some up with some wacky stuff. These are so fantastic.

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