Because it is Golden Globe night, I almost called this “Stimey’s Golden Globules,” because every time I hear about the Golden Globes, my brain changes it to Golden Globules, but then I decided that would sound weird and upsetting, so I decided to call it this other thing instead.
You know how every time I post here, I’m all, “Yeah, I’m not doing anything at all. My life is totally boring”? Well, that is not entirely true because I have been consuming enormous amounts of pop culture.
I decided that I have thoughts about all of this pop culture and that you should hear them. (Feel free to click away now.) But if you’re looking for something with which to kill some time this week, I have some ideas for you.
You should know, however, that I am a very non-critical sort of consumer. If I were a movie reviewer, most of my reviews would probably start out with, “Yeah, it was pretty good.” So if you go to see these movies or buy these books or whatever and you hate them, don’t blame me.
Movies I’ve Seen in Theaters This Fall:
Gravity: Yeah, it was pretty good. Actually, let’s say really good. I really enjoyed this movie and thought it was beautiful, both visually and metaphorically.
Twelve Years a Slave: I worked so hard to see this movie. I was going to go on the one day in December that my kids were in school and I didn’t have plans. The only problem is that it turns out when I showed up at 11 am to buy a ticket that I had misread Fandango and the showing was actually at 11:05 pm. I finally went out the day after Christmas by myself to watch it. It was showing in a small theater, but it was entirely packed. I don’t think I heard a single sound from the audience throughout the entire movie. It was an attention-demanding movie and perfectly acted and directed. There was a moment when Chiwetel Ejiofor’s face filled the screen and his eyes looked directly into the camera that felt like a direct demand of accountability of everyone in the audience. It was an intensely powerful movie that I think everyone should see. I am rooting for it for best picture at every awards show this year.
American Hustle: I tell you about this movie with the caveat that because of my friend and my late arrival to the theater and the theater’s entirely full capacity, I saw this from the first row, so I may have been looking at the right side of the screen and missed something crucial on the left side. I don’t know if you’ve ever watched a movie from the first row, but I wouldn’t recommend it. My friend actually got motion sick. Regardless, this movie was a ton of fun and almost made me want to live in the 70s what with their discos and science ovens and all. Plus, I love every single thing Christian Bale has ever done as an actor, so there is that too.
Anchorman 2: I wanted to like this movie so much. I really, really did. I liked the first Anchorman and every review that I read said that this one was great too. There were moments that were good but I think this movie relied on one of two tactics for most of its laughs: (1) It slightly altered something hilarious from the first movie so that the joke in this movie would remind you of when you loved the scene the first time and you would laugh, and (2) the writers seem to believe that if something is shockingly offensive it is automatically funny. Too often in this movie, it just wasn’t.
TV Shows I’ve Binge Watched This Fall:
The Walking Dead: Zombies are one of my things. I’ve been into them for a long time. Like, I had to admit that I read “zombie literature” back when it wasn’t cool to do so and I will continue to consume all the zombie pop culture I can find long after everyone else considers them to be Over. Needless to say, I’ve been watching The Walking Dead since it premiered, but somehow Alex got interested in it a few weeks ago and we watched the whole series together and are now gleefully awaiting the second half of season four. The best part of watching this with Alex was looking over at him during scenes with lots of the undead and seeing him with his eyes closed AND his hands over his face. “I don’t like the zombie parts,” he would explain. I would respond with a blank face. Because…dude? It’s a show about zombies. (But really, as zombie stories always are, it isn’t always really about the zombies.) Also, Alex had lots of questions and opinions about the zombie apocalypse, and it was really fun to finally find a subject matter where I am more knowledgeable than he is.
Vikings: Alex discovered this History Channel series when he was out of town at some point last fall and kept talking about it and after he agreed to watch The Walking Dead with me, I had to agree to watch this with him, but I was sure that it was going to be boring as hell, because, c’mon, who’s heard of the History Channel breaking ground with scripted dramatic series lately? Turns out that it’s pretty exciting and fun and even though Alex originally wanted Sam to watch with us, he fortunately declined before the second episode when one of the vikings and his wife invite a priest to join them in a three-way.
Sons of Anarchy: I’m getting a little tired of this show. When I started watching it from season one about a year ago, I wasn’t sure I liked it. Then I really started to like it. Now I end up rolling my eyes at it more often than not, but at this point, I kind of feel like I have to see it through to the end, which is…I don’t know. I think they just keeeeeep making more episodes.
Orphan Black: Entertainment Weekly kept telling me that this was an awesome show, so I finally buckled and watched the first season of it this fall while I ran on my treadmill. EW was right. I’m totally hooked. It turns out that it is great fun to watch adorable clones and their friends.
Dexter: I was watching the last season of this on DVD without realizing that it was the last season (I thought there were nine seasons. Nope.). I am one episode away from the end and am sorry to see it go. Now I have to find another series to keep me busy while I run.
Books I’ve Read Recently:
The Interestings: I was kind of annoyed at this book from the beginning, but it was well written enough that it totally kept me entertained. I was way more interested in the peripheral characters than the main characters though and I was also highly fucking irritated at the book’s portrayal of the father-son relationship when the son in question was autistic. Honestly, that very minor part of the book annoyed me so much that I don’t think I would recommend it to anyone.
Where’d You Go, Bernadette?: God, I loved this book. It was funny and delightful and heartrending and truthful and now I want to go to Antarctica even more than I did before. Highly recommended.
The Divergent series: This is a young adult dystopian blah, blah, blah. I liked it though. It was fun. I loved The Hunger Games too, but I feel a little bit like Katniss was not an active participant in propelling the action. In this one, the main (female) character seemed much more proactive.
The Day by Day Armageddon series: Again, zombies. I find this trilogy interesting, because the first book was self-published at first and then became successful in the genre and the dude got a publishing deal. By the third book, the author is a much better writer (and features better copy editing), but the story got a little too broad for him to handle, I think. It’s not my favorite zombie fiction (that would be World War Z—the book), but it’s a decent way to kill some time. I’d read the first two a long time ago and had to reread them before I could read the third. It took me a long time because I couldn’t read them in waiting rooms and stuff because I was too embarrassed to be seen reading them in public.
What I Talk About When I Talk About Running: I’m reading this right now. This is, sort of obviously, a running memoir. I try to read a lot about running to help keep me motivated. If you’re new to running literature, though, you should totally start with Born to Run. I think that one is good for runners and non-runners alike.
Also, even though I haven’t read it for several months, I always say that if you haven’t read Life of Pi, you should. It’s one of my all-time favorites and a repeat read for me.
So, there you have it. That’s what I’ve been up to. I’m not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed.
Now, I want to hear from you:
What TV shows can I binge watch after I finish Dexter?
What books should I absolutely not miss?
What was your favorite movie this year?