The Toddler as Zombie: A Theory

This morning I was standing in the kitchen when I had a revelation. Maybe the reason I like all things zombie is because I live the toddler/young child version of it every day. Sam and Quinn were both sort of mindlessly clawing at me as if they were trying to get to living meat locked inside a mall somewhere. And I realized that I am constantly trying to evade and outwit (and snuggle) a relentlessly advancing horde (of three).

Then Alex asked Quinn, "Do you want to eat brains?" to which he replied, "Yeah."

Take that, George A. Romero.

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