Imagine you got really lazy about planning your oldest son’s 11th
birthday party and two weeks before the date, you realized that you had
to GET ON THAT, STAT?! I imagine that being the smart person that you
are, you would probably decide to invite a class of 26 students into
your home in mid-October—a day that could be gorgeous or could be
rainy—and you would plan activities like dodgeball, because WHAT COULD
GO WRONG WITH THAT?
Well, YOU might not do that, but clearly *I* would.
I bought a bunch of small rubber balls and Alex picked the dog up and
put her away so she wouldn’t steal all the Oreos and that’s what we
did.
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The dog was all, “But I WANT Oreos!” |
I would like to report that only one head injury was sustained.
That didn’t happen during dodgeball though. The head injury happened
during the full-fledged melee that occurred when said class (about 15,
plus my three, came) discovered our cache of Nerf weapons and assorted
short swords. It was honestly like nothing I’d ever seen before. It was
kind of like that scene at the very beginning of
Fellowship of the Rings
that explains about the Rings of Power and how that one ring ruled them
all, except instead of Sauron and that king who didn’t want to throw
the ring away, you had Sam and a bunch of his little cohorts fighting
over nothing.
It was AWESOME.
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I actually took this photo much later in the day, shortly after the kids found the costume chest. |
After the head injury (he’s okay), I wanted to calm the party guests
down, so I put down a little line of cones, divided them into two teams
and started up a few rounds of dodgeball. As you do.
No one got hurt or terribly upset during that whole thing, so I
decided to move them on to Red Rover. Remember Red Rover? It wasn’t
until kids started wringing their hands, loudly ranking their peers in
order of weakness, and a couple of them got clotheslined that I
remembered that I totally hated that game when I was a kid.
Regardless, it’s been passed on to a new generation that wasn’t aware of it before. Yay, me!
Fortunately, before I was able to introduce something else brilliant,
like throwing knives, the pizza arrived and everyone chilled out and
ate some food. Yet, as Red Rover follows dodgeball, cake follows pizza
and the chill diminished. It has never happened to me before that I
wasn’t able to clear a path to the table for the birthday kid to blow
out his candles, but this time I was swarmed, so we had an impromptu
standing ceremony.
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Sure, we can do it here. |
think that the cake bottleneck happened partly because several kids were watching
Mr. Free-fall From Space
on the computer between our kitchen and dining room. Don’t forget that
this was a party made up of Sam’s overachieving buddies from school. (It
seems rude to call children that aren’t mine “nerdlingers.”)
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Don’t get any Xtreme Stuntz ideas, nerdlinger Jack. |
I’m not kidding when I say the chill diminished. One girl was
actually walking around saying, “Buzz, buzz! I’m buzzing! Buzz, buzz!”
It looked a little bit like a spontaneous water fight was going to break
out, so I quickly organized the troublemakers into teams for kickball.
Not all the kids wanted to play, so Alex had to fill in at second base
at one point. Dude. That guy can NOT catch a kickball.
It was embarrassing, really.
(
I’m just trying to get you your loveable oaf credibility back, sweetie.)
Things were going pretty well. Sam was super happy, Quinn had run away to sneak time with his DSi…
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I SEE YOU, QUINN. |
…and Jack had departed to his sensory happy place…
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Happy, happy, sand, sand, hammer, hammer, rock… |
…when Alex interrupted the kickball game practically mid-pitch to
shriek, “HE’S GETTING READY TO JUMP! HE’S GETTING READY TO JUMP!” and 15
scientists-in-training went thundering into the house to watch a guy
sit in a capsule for the next 15 minutes. Parents started arriving and I
was all, “I swear we haven’t been making them watch this for the full
two hours,” but I don’t know how convincing I was considering some of
the kids really didn’t want to leave before the dude exited his capsule.
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Alex is the HEAD nerdlinger. |
Oh, and I sent each kid home with his or her very own megaphone. Because I like to SHARE.
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I’m the head jerk. |
No matter how hastily tossed together, this party was a blast. Sam has
such a good group of kids in his class. And the party was perfectly him.
We all had such a great time. Happy birthday, Sam! Thanks for making
life so fun!
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Glitter cat makes everything awesome. |
But Sam makes it awesomer.
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